It's that time of the year again... Time to start working on your costume, time to start intervals of downing quarts of eggnog followed by max HR sprints, time to start placing bets on what crazy weather awaits this year....
It's time to start planning for your appearance at the 2011 CXMAS. This is the FOURTH annual, and you know what that means: We're tired of making up new courses. Well, maybe not, but don't worry we have things planned to make it extra "special" this year.
So here's how it's going to work this year:
-You must get over the need to preregister or register. We know if you're JERKS or not.
-Additional Information pertaining to the event will not be provided.
Registration process:
1. WE DO NOT REGISTER SHIT!
2. WE WILL ACCEPT DONATIONS FOR FUTURE NON_REGISTERED EVENTS! COSTUMES ARE OK! WE LIKE STRIPPER ELVES! STRIPPER ELVES ARE ENCOURAGED ALONG WITH NAUGHTY MRS. SANTA's
3. Date: This is not a race. This is a Social call. DECEMBER 18, 2011
4. Social Location: Last Years Social gathering was considered a great locale.
Registration Notes:
-DO NOT pester or attempt to bribe any Team Seagal member to learn anything about CXMAS, unless it is Storm. Send him all kinds of shit in the mail.
-DO feel free to send out holiday cheer in your registration email. Who knows, it just might make the spoke card. PS... We may or may not make spoke cards.
- DO NOT Wait for a return email, it ain't gonna happen. We will not send out an email each weekend until the start of CXMAS with the list of registered non-racers.
- DO NOT send emails asking if we got your other emails and such. If you think we missed it, send another email with your name only and wait for Chris Angel to arrive at your door.
-DO NOT send and email notifying us of your failure to attend, just send a six pack of PBR in your place. If you end up unable to make it, we feel a little sad over what your life will be missing, but it's not a big deal, we will drink the beer you sent.
-DO NOT complain about this process. You guys made CXMAS ridiculously popular last year, and this is the way it has to be.
-DO NOT talk about CXMAS on your favorite message board or forum. Talk about some stupid recumbent ride you are going to do with your ???-in-laws family.
AND REMEMBER:
-DO NOT send and email notifying us of your failure to attend, just send a six pack of PBR in your place. If you end up unable to make it, we feel a little sad over what your life will be missing, but it's not a big deal, we will drink the beer you sent.
-DO NOT complain about this process. You guys made CXMAS ridiculously popular last year, and this is the way it has to be.
-DO NOT talk about CXMAS on your favorite message board or forum. Talk about some stupid recumbent ride you are going to do with your ???-in-laws family.
AND REMEMBER:
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7 comments:
i am in on this shit
Fucking JERKS!
I'm more excited than Criss Angel watching boy's figure skate.
Holy fuck.
I am going to cry all day on 12/18 since I still can't non race but will utter words of the sacred scrolls as encouragement to my fellow warriors of puke.
Naughty Mrs. Claus.... Hmmmmmm I will see what I can come up with
Hey! Is that Hollywood on The Holtmans Roof after last years XMAS party?
What time is this not happening?
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