THE FIFTH ANNUAL TEAM SEAGAL CXMAS:
Master Steven's elves are planning, while hitting the bong.
We'll bring you spiked nog and donuts and brews
Just show up all dressed up, and ready to cruise.
We'll start and we'll end not too far from Page
Pabst shotguns at high noon, BAM!...like a 12-gauge
For FIVE YEARS now, we've created this madness
Without Seagal CXMas, there's bound to be sadness
Never fear, never worry, we're here to appease
We bring the party, and you bring the sleaze
We thought about Roxy's and all those nude titties,
But decided we'd party closer in to the city
So bring your new whip, a unicycle or 29'er
Be ready to haul ass, like a hillbilly moonshiner
We'll see you the Sunday following Christmas
December the thirtieth, you'll find your true blissness
The cat's out of the bag, so tell all your buds
CXMas is ON, it won't be a dud!
This year you may think is not quite as PRO
For I, CockPunchOr, am no fucking GINO
But that JERK's had this job four years in a row
It's time someone else should handle the show
So the reigns I did grab, lest the party not happen
Superior Attitude will keep CXMas toes tappin'
HOPE TO SEE YOU ALL THERE. Here are the less poetic details:
WHO: You!
WHAT: Fifth Annual Team Seagal CXMas
WHEN: Sunday December 30th. Start time is HIGH NOON.
WHERE: Same place it's been the last few years, JERK.
WHY: You have to ask?
COST: We ask that you please bring canned goods for donations for the needy. Seriously, please bring a shit load of food to help out those who are having a tough go of it. Thanks. ALSO, we will be accepting cash donations (OK, beer, too) for GORC. Because they build it so we can ride it. Please give generously to both, JERKS!!
