CXMAS!
What is CXMAS? It's that time of year when we all meet up, and share stories from the past year, and plan new for coming...eeERRR!!!! It's the time when sleazy elves dress with less and a bunch of Jerks whip up a batch of goodness!
To save you the pain of stumbling through my inability to be crafty with words tonight(I used them all up on my Haikus!) Here are a few details.
Titled Gravel SOCIAL!
Pleasant Sunday ride
Through the wooded countryside
Gravels still crunching!
Noon Roll from the Mound
Gravel crunch by frozen tires
EggNog doesn't freeze
Non Perishable
Fill the pantry full of goods
Feed My Peeps, Thankful!
WHO: You!
WHAT: FifthSixth Annual Team Seagal CXMas (Legit Gravel Edition)
WHEN: Sunday December 29th. Start time is HIGH NOON. Be early!
WHERE: The Mound! Where it was that one year, JERK.
Worried about conditions? HTFU! It's Hero Gravel Out There!
WHY: You have to ask?
COST: None!
We will trade you a suggested riding route(map) that offers wonderful opportunities to view wildlife as you ride through the woodlands, in turn, We ask that you please bring canned goods for donations for the needy. Seriously, please bring a shit load of food to help out those who are having a tough go of it. Thanks. ALSO, we will be accepting cash donations (OK, beer, too) for GORC. Because they build it so we can ride it. Please give generously to both, JERKS!!
