Yep, it happened.

Big Winner: BJ Keane
SS: Robert Mayfield
Women: Gina Richard

Overall

1. BJ Keane (Slipstream is studying his union suit for aerodynamic benefits)
2. Mark Hofmeister (the power of an impressive mustache)
3. Scott Peipert (placing is pending final UCI ruling on aerobar legality)
4. Christian Stitz (needs to practice handling his package)
5. Jeff Wendel (1st MTB)
6. Jeremy Bock (steve tilford is very disappointed)
7. Barry Blumenkemper (best use of a sleeveless outer garment)
8. Josh Picker (Picker Power!)
9. Robert Mayfield (first SS, but not first fixed gear)
10.Joel Maisenhelder (come on, can't I get some easy to spell names...)
11. jerk
12. jerk
....
89. another jerk


Some notables

First Tandem: John and Jean Matthews (somebody from DRJ made a podium)

Longest bike: Matt Hayes and Lisa Trohler (next year I want to see an xtracycle before the trailer)

Best Endo: Tom Albert (I think the expression is "aging gracefully")

Biggest Jerk: Mason Storm (the fro adds at least a foot!)

Best/Biggest/Most Amazing Puke: Adam Hempelmann (performance art on the CXMAS stage)

Best Excuse for getting lost: Tyler Bicknese (future CXMASs may or may not be colorblind friendly)

Future Bathmophobiac: Devin Clark



That's all! See you again next year. Maybe.

It's Done!

The registration list is complete. Registration is closed. Use your time left to train wisely, both mind and body.

In the meantime feel free to leave each other and us at Team Seagal HQ joyous CXMAS holiday greetings in the comments.

Egg Nog dispensing idea #2?


See you in 2 weeks.

4 More Days Left

Only 4 more days left to register for CXMAS. Any email registrations received after 11:59pm on Saturday 12/11 will be deleted.

Even better news, this years start will be nowhere as easy or egalitarian...



Don't forget training is everything...



It can also help to grow your own sweater. CXMAS can be quite cold.

Chugging A Quart Of Eggnog

Eraser | Myspace Video

Finally, we've been paying college students with our backwashed filled PBR empties to research new eggnog dispensing techniques for the eggnog station.

It's out there...

The first CXMAS 2010 email was sent out earlier today. Some 40 or so future CXMAS jerks can now mark the date on their calendar. Don't you want to know when it will be. Send in an email so you can be on next weekend's email list.

This jerk needs some friends to ride with:



Plus, who knows... you might get to see this jerk out there again:

2010--It's Coming...

It's that time of the year again... Time to start working on your costume, time to start intervals of downing a pint of eggnog followed by max HR sprints, time to start placing bets on what crazy weather awaits this year....

It's time to start planning for your appearance at the 2010 CXMAS. This is the third annual, and you know what that means: jenkem and strippers! Well, maybe not, but don't worry we have things planned to make it extra "special" this year.

So here's how it's going to work this year:

-You must preregister if you want to participate.
-Information pertaining to the event will only be provided to those who preregister

Registration process:
1. CLOSED

2.Wait for a return email. We will send out an email each weekend until the start of CXMAS with the list of registered non-racers.

3. Race Date: will be announced for the first time in the email sent out the weekend of 11/14, and will be included in all subsequent emails

4. Race Location: will be announced in the email sent out the weekend of 12/5. We have a couple of ideas on locations, and probably won't have that decided before then. If you could make it to either of the last 2 CXMASs you shouldn't have trouble getting to this years.

Registration Notes:

-DO NOT pester or attempt to bribe any Team Seagal member to learn anything about CXMAS before it goes out in an email.
-DO feel free to send out holiday cheer in your registration email. Who knows, it just might make the spoke card.
-DO NOT send emails asking if we got your other emails and such. If you think we missed it, send another email with your name only and wait for the next weekend's email from us.
-DO NOT complain about how you always have your life planned out 6 months in advance and have to know everything about CXMAS right now. Take a deep breath, put down your smart phone, quell that feeling that your parents will never be proud of you or find you successful enough, and relax. If you want to attend, send an email. If you end up unable to make it, we feel a little sad over what your life will be missing, but it's not a big deal.
-DO NOT complain about this process. You guys made CXMAS ridiculously popular last year, and this is the way it has to be.
-DO NOT talk about CXMAS on your favorite message board or forum

AND REMEMBER:

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