12/28/14. Be There.

These jerks know about CXMAS.

Word is, they're fixin' to release them ride details at 11:00AM on December 28, 2014.

Bring canned-good provisions around 10:30AM to fill the cupboards the same as years past, to support the winter expedition.

Drop your canned goods with the porters near the Mercantile - Bike Stop Cafe on South Riverside Drive.  Your good deed will be rewarded with a free sharpie # tattoo and cup of joe. This will grant you access to the expedition.

Fire and Hopped Beverages may be luxurious items found during the expedition.

Bring this, your bad-ass bike   

and a friend like master Steven 

This post may sound like it was written by some kid in a Chinese factory, but rest assured: by the end of the day, you will have yourself this question at least once:

In the meantime, have a good holiday season, ride your bike, and make sure to complain about lots of stuff to the promoter about the event in which you are participating. It's just good karma.

-From the Staff at Team Seagal HQ