It's out there...

The first CXMAS 2010 email was sent out earlier today. Some 40 or so future CXMAS jerks can now mark the date on their calendar. Don't you want to know when it will be. Send in an email so you can be on next weekend's email list.

This jerk needs some friends to ride with:



Plus, who knows... you might get to see this jerk out there again:

2010--It's Coming...

It's that time of the year again... Time to start working on your costume, time to start intervals of downing a pint of eggnog followed by max HR sprints, time to start placing bets on what crazy weather awaits this year....

It's time to start planning for your appearance at the 2010 CXMAS. This is the third annual, and you know what that means: jenkem and strippers! Well, maybe not, but don't worry we have things planned to make it extra "special" this year.

So here's how it's going to work this year:

-You must preregister if you want to participate.
-Information pertaining to the event will only be provided to those who preregister

Registration process:
1. CLOSED

2.Wait for a return email. We will send out an email each weekend until the start of CXMAS with the list of registered non-racers.

3. Race Date: will be announced for the first time in the email sent out the weekend of 11/14, and will be included in all subsequent emails

4. Race Location: will be announced in the email sent out the weekend of 12/5. We have a couple of ideas on locations, and probably won't have that decided before then. If you could make it to either of the last 2 CXMASs you shouldn't have trouble getting to this years.

Registration Notes:

-DO NOT pester or attempt to bribe any Team Seagal member to learn anything about CXMAS before it goes out in an email.
-DO feel free to send out holiday cheer in your registration email. Who knows, it just might make the spoke card.
-DO NOT send emails asking if we got your other emails and such. If you think we missed it, send another email with your name only and wait for the next weekend's email from us.
-DO NOT complain about how you always have your life planned out 6 months in advance and have to know everything about CXMAS right now. Take a deep breath, put down your smart phone, quell that feeling that your parents will never be proud of you or find you successful enough, and relax. If you want to attend, send an email. If you end up unable to make it, we feel a little sad over what your life will be missing, but it's not a big deal.
-DO NOT complain about this process. You guys made CXMAS ridiculously popular last year, and this is the way it has to be.
-DO NOT talk about CXMAS on your favorite message board or forum

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