Saturday, December 27, 2014
Friday, December 19, 2014
12/28/14. Be There.
These jerks know about CXMAS.
Word is, they're fixin' to release them ride details at 11:00AM on December 28, 2014.
Bring canned-good provisions around 10:30AM to fill the cupboards the same as years past, to support the winter expedition.
Drop your canned goods with the porters near the Mercantile - Bike Stop Cafe on South Riverside Drive. Your good deed will be rewarded with a free sharpie # tattoo and cup of joe. This will grant you access to the expedition.
Fire and Hopped Beverages may be luxurious items found during the expedition.
In the meantime, have a good holiday season, ride your bike, and make sure to complain about lots of stuff to the promoter about the event in which you are participating. It's just good karma.
-From the Staff at Team Seagal HQ
Word is, they're fixin' to release them ride details at 11:00AM on December 28, 2014.
Bring canned-good provisions around 10:30AM to fill the cupboards the same as years past, to support the winter expedition.
Drop your canned goods with the porters near the Mercantile - Bike Stop Cafe on South Riverside Drive. Your good deed will be rewarded with a free sharpie # tattoo and cup of joe. This will grant you access to the expedition.
Fire and Hopped Beverages may be luxurious items found during the expedition.
Bring this, your bad-ass bike 
and a friend like master Steven
This post may sound like it was written by some kid in a Chinese factory, but rest assured: by the end of the day, you will have yourself this question at least once:
-From the Staff at Team Seagal HQ
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